Sunday, September 28, 2008

ramen

ramen is very delicious
if you've never had ramen, it can be found in a wide variety of asian supermarkets
such as H-Mart or Assi which is located in Niles i think
unfortunately, what you will find is not actually"ramen"
rather, you will find many varieties of disgusting, "americanized" pieces of crap ramen

now, the united states version of ramen compared to real ramen
is like comparing a maggot infested, chunk of cheap, moldy, bread with flies covering it
to a delicious cake.
i'm not joking

this is the ramen you americans are familiar with:and i am always annoyed when i hear people talk about it
americans seem to actually think this piece of crap is good
seriously, americans will shove anything in their mouths


now, actual ramen is composed of mainly: soup, noodles, and assorted vegetables/meat
depending on what goes in the ramen, there is a huge variety of types of ramen available
such as miso, tonkotsu, shoyu, shio
and many more
the specifics can be found at this site: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramen#Types
of course, they are only available in korea, japan, china, and so on
not in america
because americans are satisfied with the crappy freeze-dried, flavorless variety
they dont even include vegetables or meat
all you get is some thin, texture-less noodles with dried broth powder, mass-produced in factories
sheesh

this is what you COULD be eating:



a rich broth with noodles that aren't freeze-dried, actually MADE by a real chef!!
with some vegetables, pork, and (this is amazing) an EGG!!!
so delicious
when i was in korea this summer, THIS is what i ate
american ramen doesn't even deserve to be compared with real ramen

so if you suddenly find yourself in an asian country
and you happen across a ramen shop in the street, then GET SOME
and you will agree with me


as usual, america has managed to turn yet another fine dish
into a seriously disgusting piece of crap
go america.

Friday, September 19, 2008

guitar


so i'm looking around my room trying to think of something
that i can post about in this blog
and the first thing i noticed is my guitar
so... guitar


guitar is a really fun instrument to play
i taught myself, like most guitarists
and the awesome thing about guitars, is that they can play all sorts of music
so you can play hardcore death metal high voltage rock
or you can play a heart strumming melody
its pretty cool


my favorite songs to play are Simple, Starving To Be Safe by Daphne Loves Derby
and Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton



my back really hurts i dont know why



so anyways
learn to play guitar
its fun
and yeah